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If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print

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Mom called to ask the difference between "yeah" and "yay" and how to spell them. She then immediately texted me the wrong one.

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Welcome to purgatory, you will remain here until your sins have been completely purged.

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I learned that you should never buy something ironically. I lured that after my first body pillow.

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Friend : " Where did you get that piece of information ? "

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As our interstellar satellite crashed after crossing the milkyway

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I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...

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Before I found my wife I always felt incomplete.

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MONTHLY ANNOUNCEMENT.

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We need mods!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If you were a font, you'd be extra fine print	6
Mom called to ask the difference between "yeah" and "yay" and how to spell them. She then immediately texted me the wrong one.	6
Welcome to purgatory, you will remain here until your sins have been completely purged.	6
I learned that you should never buy something ironically. I lured that after my first body pillow.	6
Friend : " Where did you get that piece of information ? "	6
As our interstellar satellite crashed after crossing the milkyway	6
I hate when a friend comes over to my apartment and sets their coffee down...	6
Before I found my wife I always felt incomplete.	6
MONTHLY ANNOUNCEMENT.	6
We need mods!	6